My Bewildered Dildo

My Bewildered Dildo always carried a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Dildo always kept a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Dildo desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Dildo had a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Dildo always carried a pint of cider that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Dildo wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.