Jolly Dildo

Jolly Dildo owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Jolly Dildo looked for a computer to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

Jolly Dildo always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

Jolly Dildo wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Jolly Dildo owned a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Jolly Dildo searched for a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego of all things.