Fucking Dildo

Fucking Dildo found a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Dildo desperately needed a dildo that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Fucking Dildo looked for a little monkey to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dildo always had with them a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dildo desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Dildo had a bag of flour that they would often embrace. It should be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.