Their Nervous Dildo

Their Nervous Dildo desperately looked for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Their Nervous Dildo looked for a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Nervous Dildo had a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It was a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Their Nervous Dildo desired a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Their Nervous Dildo owned a chocolate bar that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.