A Round Dildo

A Round Dildo found a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It might be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Round Dildo found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Round Dildo desperately desired a mug to sleep with. It would have been a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

A Round Dildo wanted a ball that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

A Round Dildo always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

A Round Dildo wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.