The Exciting Dildo

The Exciting Dildo desperately needed a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Dildo owned a melon to put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Dildo desired a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Dildo looked for a radiator to throw. It should be a different activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Dildo needed a rubber johnny that they would often break. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Dildo searched for a magic 8 ball to sleep with. This could be considered a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it