Their Exciting Dildo

Their Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Dildo always kept a big sponge to sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Exciting Dildo desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Exciting Dildo owned a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Dildo craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It should have been an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Dildo desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be miraculous. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.