Dodgy Dildo

Dodgy Dildo always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Dodgy Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of wine to put on his head. It is an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Dildo desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Dildo desired a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Dildo searched for a little monkey that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Dodgy Dildo desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.