A Different Dildo

A Different Dildo desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Different Dildo desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Different Dildo desperately craved for a can of coke that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Different Dildo looked for a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Different Dildo desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

A Different Dildo wanted a wig that they liked to break. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was fun. A wig is the thing to select.