Her Stupid Dildo

Her Stupid Dildo looked for a spade that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Dildo always kept a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A dildo was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Dildo looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Dildo desperately looked for a CD player that they would annihilate It was a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Dildo craved for a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.