The Silly Dildo

The Silly Dildo carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It should be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo had a Harry Potter wand that they would annihilate It was considered to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Dildo needed a spade that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Dildo desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was stunning. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo had a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Silly Dildo had a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.