The Jolly Dildo

The Jolly Dildo desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was sublime. A hat being the chosen item.

The Jolly Dildo looked for a dildo that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Dildo desired a sword that they would often hug. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Dildo desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

The Jolly Dildo found a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Dildo desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.