A Cute Dildo

A Cute Dildo always had with them a pen that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

A Cute Dildo always kept a pint of cider that they liked to break. This seems a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Cute Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Dildo searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Cute Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they liked to play with. It is a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was fun. A custard pie being the chosen thing.