Hungry Dildo

Hungry Dildo always kept a little monkey that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Hungry Dildo often carried a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Hungry Dildo always kept a helmet that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Hungry Dildo desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

Hungry Dildo desperately needed a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a set of lego being the item selected.

Hungry Dildo desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.