Retarded Dildo

Retarded Dildo desperately needed a stapler that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Retarded Dildo desperately searched for a piece of paper to hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Dildo desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Dildo owned a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

Retarded Dildo owned a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It would have been an original thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

Retarded Dildo had a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.