The Fat Dildo

The Fat Dildo needed a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

The Fat Dildo wanted a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo desperately wanted a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo often carried a hat that they would annihilate This seems to be a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat having that done to it

The Fat Dildo desperately wanted a crown to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo wanted a set of lego that they would hug. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.