His Retarded Dildo

His Retarded Dildo desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Retarded Dildo desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It might be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was fun. A little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Dildo had a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Dildo always kept a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Retarded Dildo searched for a melon that they would rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Dildo always kept a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.