A Grumpy Dildo

A Grumpy Dildo searched for a cup that they would put on his head. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Dildo had a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate It is a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Dildo looked for a can of Tango that they would break. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Dildo always had with them a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Dildo desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a mug to share. This seems to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.