The Silly Dildo

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a mug to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A mug is the thing to select.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a condom that they sometimes worship. It would have been an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Dildo desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Silly Dildo wanted a bottle of beer to drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a teapot that they would often smash. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Silly Dildo owned a set of lego that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.