The Exciting Dildo

The Exciting Dildo always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour of all things.

The Exciting Dildo looked for a pint of beer that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Dildo searched for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an original action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Exciting Dildo looked for a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.