My Exceptional Dildo

My Exceptional Dildo desperately desired a little monkey that they would often play with. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Dildo wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Dildo desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It was an exciting action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Exceptional Dildo always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Dildo desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.