Her Lonely Dildo

Her Lonely Dildo found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Her Lonely Dildo always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Dildo desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. It should be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Dildo desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Her Lonely Dildo craved for a block of cheese to share. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be exciting. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Dildo wanted a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.