The Silly Dildo

The Silly Dildo desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Silly Dildo always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Silly Dildo carried a set square that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo often carried a sword that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Silly Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Silly Dildo needed a piece of paper to experiment on. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.