The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Nervous Dildo desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Nervous Dildo wanted a helmet to demolish. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Nervous Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would break. It is an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Dildo desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.