My Ugly Dildo

My Ugly Dildo desired a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Dildo wanted a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Dildo desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It should be a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Dildo desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Dildo wanted a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.