The Foolish Dildo

The Foolish Dildo desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Dildo had a big sponge that they would eat. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge having that done to it

The Foolish Dildo found a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Foolish Dildo often carried a computer that they would insert somewhere. It is a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a computer being the thing selected.

The Foolish Dildo needed a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Dildo always kept a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.