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You've found my secret! That's actually a redneck engineered dash light cord. It's in the radio fuse so that when I crank the car I can see the dash at night. I'll replace my old ones eventually but it's a pain.

LOL redneck engineering. In the UK we call that "Ooh look mum, my legs on fire!"

In America we can't afford a doctor visit, so we just rub grease and mud on it and call it good.