Just to show you guys how perfectly this worked out:

The person I was going to give the tickets to has them (I found out I already have a pass because of speaking on stage.) Additionally, hotel accommodations are reserved because this prize pool made it possible to do so without foregoing house payments and whatnot, travel arrangements from the airport are sorted, and TWB's key leadership will all be present in Toronto except for Cork and Andrei, who are keeping the dream alive while the rest of us are gone. Their turn will come! We just have to figure out how to get Andrei out of that server cage. . . .