When i was 12, Our Families Garden Tractor Chopped off One of My Toes

in #dmania7 years ago (edited)

I was born high AS FUCK.
Still, My Father Sent me out to Cut the Grass One Day.

The safety guard covering the "Chute" had been Removed.

I was pulling a "Sweeper" [which picked up grass clippings].

My Father always used a Bolt without a Cotter Pin for it.

The Bolt Popped Out.

I backed up to reconnect the Sweeper.

My foot swung out so the bottom was Perpendicular to the Earths Surface.

One Toe got instantly Removed.

I Felt essentially Nothing Until the Doctor Fixed It.

I felt Pretty Special.

If i'd have "Lost" that toe,
i'd never have turned into "Me".

I also could never have "Played"
"Trees Gump".

Forrest's Cousin.

Love Y'all.





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