The Talented Dog

The Talented Dog desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Dog always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Dog desperately looked for a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Talented Dog looked for a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Dog had a stretchman that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Dog wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.