The Special Dog

The Special Dog carried a teapot that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Special Dog craved for a big sponge that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A big sponge being the chosen item.

The Special Dog carried a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Dog always carried a helmet that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

The Special Dog looked for a cup that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Special Dog desperately looked for a little monkey to share. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.