Her Dodgy Dog

Her Dodgy Dog desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Her Dodgy Dog always kept a custard pie that they would smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Dog found a computer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Dog desperately desired a dildo to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A dildo being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Dog always had with them a bottle of beer to hug. This is certainly a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Dog craved for a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.