His Red Dog

His Red Dog often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Red Dog searched for a can of coke to put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

His Red Dog desperately wanted a little monkey to demolish. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

His Red Dog always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Red Dog often carried a teapot that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

His Red Dog desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.