Brainy Dog

Brainy Dog desired a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange thought, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing opted for.

Brainy Dog desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Brainy Dog always carried a CD player that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Dog always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Brainy Dog craved for a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was sublime. A pint of beer of all things.

Brainy Dog carried a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.