The Fucking Dog

The Fucking Dog often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Dog desperately needed a condom that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Dog always had with them a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Dog craved for a tomato that they would often demolish. It was a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Fucking Dog desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Dog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.