The Curious Dog

The Curious Dog desired a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Dog owned a pint of cider that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Dog needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Curious Dog needed a condom that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Dog often carried a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Dog often carried a spade that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.