The Anxious Dog

The Anxious Dog wanted a dildo that they liked to embrace. It would have been a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog always carried a bat that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Dog desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog desired a cucumber to break. It should be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Dog often carried a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Dog desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It should have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.