Brainy Dog

Brainy Dog had a set of lego to demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.

Brainy Dog always had with them a sword that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Brainy Dog owned a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Brainy Dog needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Brainy Dog carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Brainy Dog desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.