The Nervous Dog

The Nervous Dog needed a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Dog desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Dog always carried a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog found a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Nervous Dog desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Dog craved for a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.