The Purple Dog

The Purple Dog always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Dog always kept a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Dog carried a bottle of coke to hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Dog looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Purple Dog desired a radiator that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Dog desperately needed a bottle of beer to experiment on. It is considered to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.