Dodgy Dog

Dodgy Dog searched for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Dodgy Dog had a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Dog desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Dog carried a sponge that they would often throw. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Dog found a cup that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Dog desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.