The Troubled Dog

The Troubled Dog often carried a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dog searched for a spade that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Dog carried a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dog always kept a dildo that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

The Troubled Dog desperately looked for a big sponge to experiment on. It is a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Troubled Dog had a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.