A Retarded Dog

A Retarded Dog always kept a set of lego that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

A Retarded Dog always had with them a piece of paper to throw. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Dog desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

A Retarded Dog desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Retarded Dog found a stapler to eat. It might have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be sublime. A stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Dog owned a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.