My Fat Dog

My Fat Dog looked for a wig that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Fat Dog desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Fat Dog searched for a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Dog searched for a big sponge to share. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Fat Dog always kept a pint of cider to experiment on. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Dog always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.