Hungry Dog

Hungry Dog found a CD player that they would often throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Hungry Dog desired a mug that they would often hug. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

Hungry Dog desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Hungry Dog carried a pen that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Hungry Dog carried a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A condom would be the thing that was selected.

Hungry Dog had a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item chosen.