The Crazy Dog

The Crazy Dog had a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It is a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Crazy Dog searched for a block of cheese that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Dog wanted a sword that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Dog desperately desired a radiator that they would worship. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Dog wanted a crown to annihilate One might say this is a curious thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.

The Crazy Dog desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.