The Dodgy Dog

The Dodgy Dog desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Dog wanted a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Dog always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Dodgy Dog desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes break. It might be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Dog craved for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Dog always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.