The Little Dog

The Little Dog desperately wanted a custard pie to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Little Dog desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. It might be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Dog looked for a porno magazine that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Little Dog desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Dog needed a block of cheese that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Little Dog found a set of lego to break. It is a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.