Their Green Dog

Their Green Dog owned a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Their Green Dog owned a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.

Their Green Dog desperately looked for a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Their Green Dog desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Their Green Dog always kept a wig that they liked to break. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Their Green Dog always had with them a can of coke that they would often worship. It should have been an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.