The Stupid Dog

The Stupid Dog always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Stupid Dog searched for a ball that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Stupid Dog always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Stupid Dog craved for a CD player that they liked to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Stupid Dog needed a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Dog desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A dildo being the chosen item.